Archive for May, 2006

The Kill Fee

May 31, 2006

A blood red sun rises over the city. Helicopter blades scrape the smog-choked sky as news and police choppers scan the L.A. Basin for signs of trouble on the streets and freeways.
Dan Knight’s vintage ’48 Packard is snarled in northbound traffic on the Golden State Freeway. To the accompaniment of blaring horns, Dan bullies the [...]

8 Million Ways To Die: Porners Slain in Garden Grove?

May 30, 2006

UPDATED: 5/31/06
Internet crime reporter Steven Huff — frequently seen on Court TV — writes on 5/30:
Rodger,
There was a triple murder in the 8700 block of Summercrest Circle in Garden Grove, CA over the weekend. A child, a 20-something woman, and a 30-something man. No exact names yet, no exact address. However, it is a circle [...]

True-Life Letters From Stalkers

May 30, 2006

—–Original Message—–
From: lkandl@deleted
Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:52 PM
To: rdjacobs@concentric.net
Subject: Sincere Apologies, Rodger
An Obsession of Mistaken Identity
Dear Rodger,
This is difficult for me, but I need to do this to hopefully move on. I know I sent you emails and things in the mail.
However, I don’t have recollection of what I sent except for a few [...]

Don’t Take Your Guns To Town

May 30, 2006

“It’s time for you to die,” Dan Knight snarled at the corpulent editor. “I hope you understand that it’s nothing personal.”
Dan grabbed the edge of the desk with both hands and pounced to his feet. Raw menace was dripping from him like molasses on a thick stack of flapjacks. His hand darted inside his slate [...]

Memorial Day ‘06: Hemingway’s Complaint

May 29, 2006

A naturalist, to obtain accuracy of observation, may confine himself in his observations to one limited period and I will take first that following the Austrian offensive of June, 1918, as one in which the dead were present in their greatest numbers, a withdrawal having been forced and an advance later made to recover the [...]

Intoxicate Me

May 28, 2006

“What am I going to do? Stage an intervention for the fucker? I don’t know him well enough to care and he hasn’t given me reason to give two shits about his marriage or his efforts to become a human ship in a bottle.”
“I think he does want an intervention,” Nancy told Trace. “Remember when [...]