Lunch At Dan Tana’s

“Didn’t sleep a wink last night. Dana and I kept waiting for that knock at the door to tell us to evacuate.”
“That’s not how they do it. They make an announcement over bullhorns.”
“Yeah, well, I tipped the Battalion Commander a hundred bucks and a box of new DVDs to give us a personalized heads up [...]

Robert Blake: "So, Shoot Me"

Ever-candid Robert Blake testified Thursday in his civil trial for the murder of Bonny Lee Bakley that he just might have told conflicting stories to police and attorneys over the years.
“There are different versions because I’m a human being,” the former “Baretta” and “Little Rascals” star told jurors at the Burbank Superior Court in his [...]

Smoke

As of 11:31 PM this evening the entire L.A. basin is smothering in a blanket of smoke from the brush fires. Stepping outside and taking a deep breath is like trying to inhale the contents of an ashtray in an opium den.
The L.A. skyline and the hilltop mausoleum at Forest Lawn Cemetery, both visible from [...]

Butt Sex Anyone?

Anybody who knows me or is familiar with my work can attest to the fact that I am far from homophobic. Yet this afternoon, while driving to the beach at Santa Monica, I witnessed something that was almost enough to make me pine for the good ol’ days of Anita Bryant and closed closet doors.
Traffic [...]

"Satori"

Two months had passed since Trace had a paying gig so when an aging and downtrodden gay hustler asked him to broker a deal with The National Tattler he swallowed his distaste for tabloids and agreed to meet the man.
“Our mutual friend tells me that if anyone can sell a story it’s you,” David Dulce [...]

8 Million Ways To Die: Porn Star Burns Out … Literally

Brandy Koontz — aka porn star Julie Robbins — died on September 22 from injuries sustained in an automobile accident.
According to Lukeisback.com, Robbins/Koontz had been put on a new medication recently which had been causing drowniness, and her family believes it caused her to fall asleep at the wheel.
Amy, the wife of Julie’s cousin Kevin, [...]